Bienvenidos a Espaņa

You have just flown all night from Moscow and after a short nap you get up and head out into the wonderful Mediterranean sun. You are very excited to be in Spain and look forward to attending a bull fight. You feel that you should purchase tickets in advance and must go to the bull ring. You approach a kiosk on the corner of Las Ramblas and ask:

1. Yo tengo que comprar tickets, de donde eres el estadio?

2. Perdona, donde esta la plaza de toros?

3. Seņor, eres un toro?